I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!' Mike Binder
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. Henny Youngman
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Rita Rudner
Marriage: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. Ambrose Bierce
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory. Abraham Lincoln
Love - A temporary insanity curable by marriage. Ambrose Bierce
The way to fight your wife is with your hat - Grab it and run .Anon
No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes. Anon