From my Gaia profile:

Hey there. I'm just going to give you the basics...
My name's Shanise but call me Shan.
I am a girl.
I hate the color pink.
I love neon colors.
I procrastinate (don't we all?).
I am single.
So far, I'm pretty sure I'm straight.
I am a sophomore in high school.
I draw a lot but don't consider myself to be 'good'.
I color better than I draw.
I'm a bit naive at times.
I have a dog named Bobo. She's mean.
I also have a hermit crab named Sam. I'm not sure if it's a guy or girl.
I dread shopping. Really.
I have a sick mind. Blame the media.
I don't care about gossip and rumors. Just stfu and move on with YOUR life & don't stick your noses into everyone elses business.
I find annoying people very.. annoying (Lol.) but they sometimes entertain me.
I am currently extremely poor on Gaia; donate if you have a heart.
My favorite animals include llamas, chickens, wombats & hippos.
RINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRING BANANA PHONE!
I am extremely random.
I love listening to stupid songs. (ex. Banana Phone!)
I am hugaphobic... hmmm... why don't I just list all my fears?
I fear... blood, needles, toilets that flush loudly, clowns, doorbells, hugging, and ghosts (yes, I believe in ghosts).
I like guys who are funny, smart, have a good personality, have great eyes/smile & respect my friends and family.
My username comes from the name I used on Maplestory. Ugh. I hate Maplestory now. It ruined my life.
I. Like. Talking/writing. In. Very. Choppy. Sentences. Or. Phrases.
I am Asian (Chinese). But I like to be called Asian.
I'm not a very big fan of any kind of Asian food. I prefer Mexican.
When I can't sleep at night, I play 'Banana Phone' or another annoying song in my head. 'The Internet is for Porn' was stuck in my head one morning.
I hAtE iT wHeN pPl TyPe LyK tHiS. lYk OhEmGeE i IsH sOoO kEwLiO.
I overreact a lot.
I am a spaz and proud.
I say 'I' a lot. Especially when I'm talking about myself.
I have a MySpace & a facebook. Don't ask for them.
I'm not "lady-like." I burp a lot & do other un-girly things. Screw girly girl stuff.
I talked to my cereal once. It started crackling & popping like Rice Krispies so I told it to shut up. "Hey! You can't do that! Only Rice Krispies can!" I was eating Apple Jacks.
BTW, I'm LITERATE. I try not to chatspeak a lot. lyk this u kno? it jus gets on mi nervs!11!!one!
I am shanisep00 on YouTube.