One day Nellie Bly, the famous reporter who snaps pictures and puts them in frames in a merry way, ate some cheese, potatoes, eggs, chicken crumbs, chocolate, a slurpee that was lemon flavored, some whiskey, and a lazyfish. Her favorite saying is "IT iz on eBay... or iz IT on eBay? I know IT'z somewhere.... EBAY! I think it was invented in November in either Illinois or Michigan... I think...."
Bored, she took a trip to a hotel Artvan with her husband, who is a Yankee Veteran named Nathan Romeo Matthews (or Jesco White in signals). He loves Chancellor Palpatine in Lego Star Wars when he uses the Force to be the victor and, even more importantly, he loves to J-walk with Fergie (whom he calls... Chad) (and synchronizes his moves with). He is a miner that digs out gold and coal out in the west 26 times a day like a gopher would. He has friends that are named Charlie, Bravo, Juliet, Mike, and "Papa Oscar." He loves country music singers like Gretchen Wilson, Brad Paisley, and Merilyn Manson, especially when they sing on a meadowbrook in Boston, Philladelphia, Cincinatti, and Lansing....
He has a variation of religions making him Buddhist, Jewish, Morman, Muslim, and a Jehovah Witness! In these religions, he believes that reading the Bible will change his destiny bringing him from Earth to one of three other places: Heaven, Hell, or Purgatory. When combined, they make the religion of "Lima Zulu Sierra." Whenever he was sad, Nellie Bly said this: "I have but a single message for you: Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo-Hoo you like the gospel of the republics of Bearflag and Lonestar (and the Lewis Republic)." She thought her husband was so hot that whenever she saw him she'd say "CODE RED! FIRE!" like in the song Fuego... or Rock Lobster....
Anyways, when she arrived at Artvan, she partied and played their exclusive game: "Super Mario and Luigi's Wii Fun Pack." It had multiple variations of fighting and declawing, not Donkey Kong, but a munchkin King Kong on Yavin 4 which took up a lot of voltages (more than an Alfa dinosaur). She also played Variational 3 with some people there at Artvan known as Deirks Bentley and Trace Adkins. It was very difficult with all the detailed puzzles (literally, meaning jigsaw puzzles) on various planets like Nivay, Nivay 8, India, and Quebec. To solve them, she needed to use the echo and x-ray visors. They were so complicated, she had to fight through various weathers including snow, hail, and even a blizzard....
Later, as she easily tackled the game where you rap Poo Poo Chi like Fergie and Snoop Dogg (also known as Huggy Bear) together with the handheld Wii remote and Nunchuk faster than a hawk and an eagle in a tornado, she tripped and got a lameleg and said, "Screw this!" and left Artvan.
Later, at night, she sat under a rowan tree (by Lynyrd Skynyrd) that was by a pond named "Treesap" (where Patriots and Loyalists had fought and orginally called it "The Tide"). She then glared and the beauty of the stars (like a nova she saw) and comets.... When suddenly she look down and realized that, under some fungi, she had found the most prized possession in the world: Fool's Gold! There, she said "Desmodontidae!" and had decided that that fool's gold would be the item to allow her to always be a fool and not remember, but forget that rowan tree. This is not the end of story, but the end of game.
Wii#: 8716 - 4585 - 7078 - 8505
Guitar Hero III#: 1118 0202 7658
Smash Bros. Brawl#: 4468 - 1028 - 8184
Pokemon Diamond#: 3694 6501 3302
