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eagle18hls

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"Don't pee into the wind."

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Joined eSnips on Aug. 19 2007

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Full name: Daryl
Age: 40
Gender: Male
Total folder visitors: 0

About me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

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Updated on Sep. 8 2007

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andrei_0024 writes:

Hey

Just realised that you FAVed "When I Need You"...thanks...glad you liked it....Cheers, Andrei

Added on Sep. 13 2007

Genise writes:

i thought your introduction was hilarious kinda sounds like the sort of family i belong to lolol thankyou for visiting my folders and favouriting one of my songs hehe

Added on Sep. 6 2007