Sailing and mountain cycling at the weekends, hiking on vacations, skiing and adventure trips once a year

We alternate: a relaxing trip one year, a sports trip the next

We'd like to, but you know how it is - the kids aren't interested

That's what the TV is for, I do it all by remote control

I've got a SUV, it goes everywhere - I don't need walk

I'd like to do some walking, but who's got the time?

Sure - round the block every evening

Once every few years - a two-week trek in a different country

I've done the Appalachian Trail and I'm planning the PCT

I'm still gazing at the stars when the embers are dying and everyone else is asleep

Sounds fun but I can't remember when I last had a campfire

I'd enjoy them if the smoke didn't always aim itself directly at me

It's not really my thing, makes your clothes smell

I check the wind, level the ground, in 5 minutes it's up and everything's arranged inside

OK, it takes a lot longer than 5 minutes but I manage in the end

I'm the one who discovers too late that I forgot the tent pegs

No problem - someone else will do it

Let the kids play with a tent, I've booked a cabin

I'm the navigator of the group and I've got all the maps and a compass

I prefer others to navigate but I check for myself that they've got it right

Who needs a map? There's GIS

I never understood how you do that and I never will

I set the pace and encourage all the others

I swear when we get back I'll keep in shape and give up smoking

Going up isn't the problem - it's going down that ruins my knees

I don't go on trips with steep climbs in them

How romantic to share a tent with my partner - I don't care that everyone can see it move

What with the hike and all that beer, I'm fast asleep in no time

I don't sleep a wink, but I do it for the kids

Every time I swear it'll be the last, next time they can go without me

I plan it - I get all the maps, the books, and the information off the Net

I let my partner do it - why quarrel?

We argue every year about where to go and what to do

I let my travel agent decide

Planning?? - I arrive at the airport and check out what plane has a seat free