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msweden

Philosophy of life:

"start everyday as though it's your last and beleive in your self, be polite and well mannered."

Lives in:

,United Kingdom

Joined eSnips on Apr. 12 2007

Personal details:

Full name: mark eden
Age: 18
Occupation: student
Total folder visitors: 135
Most popular folder: msweden's Photos

About me

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I can cook Thirty-Minute Cakes in twenty minutes.

I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for MI5. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and thumb wars at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet fallen in love.

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More about me

What's your favorite book?

i am a book

Who's your favorite musician/band?

NOFX, sonic fans, Rise Against

What's your favorite movie?

freddy got fingered, his girl friday

What's your favorite food or cuisine?

i don't eat foood i'm a vegatable

What's your favorite sport?

birdline or milk escalator

What country would you like to visit?

wales

Who is your hero (real or fictional)?

sonic

What was the most significant event in your life?

making an account with esnips

What's the one thing you've always wanted to do?

walk past my self in a street and say hi to myself