For all those of you with patience levels equivalent to my own, this description is useless in the sense that it is too long.

Yes. That's right. If you are planning to read this entire description, but only have five more minutes on the computer before you can go to bed without risk of guilty conscience.  Or perhaps you simply need to get out and get some excercise, get some work done.

And yet... this is so much more fun, isn't it? I myself can say in full confidence that I do indeed prefer sitting on my lousy bum all day in front of a screen, digging through old files and a ridiculous number of media sites which are most likely doing nothing at all for my social life excepting those subliminal messages which don't exist (although if they did we wouldn't know, now, would we?)

.......intermission: <note> X-files henceforth must be taken in smaller doses. </note> .......

Meanwhile, the grass grows tall outside and I find new and original ways to avoid both mowing the lawn and revealing anything particularly useful or interesting to those poor sods who take it upon themselves to read inordinately long-winded profile pages.

All this said, it is likely that the reader, whomever he or she may be, is expecting at some point to encounter some snippet of information regarding my person. And so, without further ado - proceed to the last paragraph........while you are doing so, I will continue to fill the emptiness between (as any polite individual would in a vocal conversation). For lack of a topic pertaining to the former, let's talk about salt. 

 Salt is far more interesting than most people think. Those who indeed realize the true genius of salt and all those who put it to proper use are far and few between, especially in these modern times. Who would think, as they take a gulp of their high-sodium drink and munch in a most careless manner on their salt-encrusted snack food, that the oversalted poor man's food of today would have been, not so long ago, reserved for the wealthy. Salt may not be held in high regard for it's value today, but it has made an impact on history. Little-remembered, perhaps, but an impact none the less.

Depending on the reader's educational level, interest in the peculiar or obscure, and...

Wait - hmm... it looks as though my attention span has run out. Is this the last paragraph? Why, so it is.

~The end.~